Once upon a time in the tiny but mighty town of Austin, Arkansas, there lived a goose of extraordinary taste, questionable patience, and unmatched dramatic flair. ​ Her name was Geese Witherspoon. ​ She had been lovingly gifted to Rachel, the owner of Gurdy’s LLC, and quickly rose through the ranks from “decorative porch waterfowl” to “Chief Diva & Alfretoe Quality Control Specialist.” Inside Gurdy’s, she lived among fellow geese, most notably Gurdy herself, where they thrive